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Skupina:
ADAM SANDLER
Album:
They're All Gonna Laugh At You!
Leto:
1993
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Besedilo pesmi:
"And now the buffoon's date at the drive-in with the school's valedictorian."
[Valedictorian:]
"I really appreciate you're asking me out. Most people are intimidated by my high academic achievement."
[Buffoon:]
"This movie sucks shit!"
[Valedictorian:]
"Well, Ebel gave it thumbs up, but Ciscel thought it was too preachy. Anyway, I enjoyed the director's last film immensly."
[Buffoon:]
"Cathleen Turner has big fuckin' tits!"
[Valedictorian:]
"Yes, well, she recently had a child. I think her maternal biology may play a role in that. She looks fabulous for a woman her age, doesn't she?"
[Buffoon:]
"I put a firecracker in a bullfrog's mouth and blew his fuckin' head off."
[Valedictorian:]
"Well, in psychology we learned that it is not uncommon for male adolescents to commit savage acts on animals as part of their maturing process."
[Buffoon:]
"That girl in the fucking car in front of us, she gives everybody head."
[Valedictorian:]
"Well, I guess she's strong for attention and she feels promiscuity is the only way to obtain it."
[Buffoon eating popcorn]
[Buffoon:]
"This popcorn's fuckin' terrible. It tastes like someone jizzed all over it."
[Buffoon continues to eat popcorn]
[Valedictorian:]
"Well the amount of semen on this popcorn is certainly disturbing. Perhaps the staff in the refreshment stand was overcome by the monotony of their work and decided to play a childish prank."
[Buffoon:]
"I looked at my asshole in the mirror today. It blew my fuckin' mind!"
[Valedictorian:]
"It's ironic that parts of one's body seems odd and unusual because you don't see them on a day to day basis.
[Buffoon:]
"My father's shit stinks up the bathroom all fuckin' day!"
[Valedictorian:]
"It's puzzling why one person's fecal odor can be more overpowering than another's. I wonder whether it is a function of the food digested or that person's internal metabolism."
[Buffoon:]
"I'm gonna go get head from that fuckin' girl."
[Gets out of the car]
[Valedictorian:]
"Well, I'm sorry to see the date come to such an abrubt conclusion."
[Buffoon walking away]
"I do appreciate the time you spent with me and look forward to a future rondevue."
[Buffoon:]
"I like to piss in that guy's fuckin' gas tank!"
[Valedictorian:]
"Bye bye! Have fun."
[Buffoon continues to walk away]
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