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Skupina:
ADAM SANDLER
Album:
They're All Gonna Laugh At You!
Leto:
1993
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Besedilo pesmi:
"And now a buffoon's meeting with the dean of admissions at a prestigious college." <i>[Dean:]</i> "Well Michael, I would like to extend my warmest congradulations on your upcoming graduation and I understand you are interested in matriculating here in the fall." <i>[Buffoon:]</i> "I got a snake, man!" <i>[Dean:]</i> "Yes, pets are welcome here on campus. Be it the traditional dog, or cat, or even the occasional reptile." <i>[Buffoon:]</i> "One time I fed it some beer man! It was slithering this way and that! It was all fucked up!" <i>[Dean:]</i> "I'm sure it was. Well we discourage inappropriate drinking among both students and pets here on campus." <i>[Buffoon:]</i> "Fuckin' Shit!" <i>[Dean:]</i> "Yes, that's a not uncommon reaction to this policy. So tell me a little bit more about your background." <i>[Buffoon:]</i> "My father's a fucking asshole, man!" <i>[Dean:]</i> "Hmm, I see. Your feelings of rebelion are not unusual at your age son." <i>[Buffoon:]</i> "My mother's a piece of shit too!" <i>[Dean:]</i> "Well, I hope you can find an outlet for your hostility over the summer so you can come to school in the fall relaxed and ready to learn." <i>[Buffoon:]</i> "My teacher in high school was a stupid bitch, man! She had her head way up her ass!" <i>[Dean:]</i> "Well the quality of the faculty at a University such as ours far exceeds that of a local public high school." <i>[Buffoon:]</i> "Your secretary's a real fat bitch, man!" <i>[Dean:]</i> "Yes, she's tried many diets over the years with minimal success." <i>[Buffoon:]</i> "I had diarhea last month. I had to shit all fucking day!" <i>[Dean:]</i> "Uh huh, Well we all get the occasional stomach bug, never a pleasurable experience. So have you given any thought to your choice of major?" <i>[Buffoon:]</i> "I've got a big fucking boner right now." <i>[Dean:]</i> "I see. Well sexual arrousal is not uncommon during periods of nervous tension. I do not take offense." <i>[Buffoon:]</i> "One time I ate my neighbors shit!" <i>[Dean:]</i> "That's understandable. Well, I enjoyed meeting you. We'll be sending you our decision by the end of the month." <i>[Buffoon:]</i> "I bet you got really hairy balls." <i>[Dean:]</i> "Yes, it's a veritable forest down there. Bye bye."
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