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Skupina:
ADAM SANDLER
Album:
They're All Gonna Laugh At You!
Leto:
1993
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Besedilo pesmi:
[Car approaches]
[Toll Booth Willie:]
"Welcome to Worchester. Dollar twenty-five please."
[M1:]
"Hey, how ya doin' Toll Booth Willie?"
[Toll Booth Willie:]
"Good! Thanks fer askin, pop!"
[M1:]
"Aww, that's great, you know, considering yer a fuckin' idiot!"
[Pays toll and drives off]
[Toll Booth Willie:]
"Go fuck yourself you son of a bitch! I'll come right outta the booth and fuckin' whack ya, you fuckin' prick!"
[Another car approaches]
[M2:]
"Hey, hey, Willie! Hows it going?"
[Toll Booth Willie:]
"Hey, can't complain, pop. Hows 'bout you?"
[M2:]
"Oh, great, great. How much?"
[Toll Booth Willie:]
"The state charges a dollar twenty-five, pop."
[M2:]
"That's fine. Now should I give you the money, or should I shove the quarters directly up your fat ass!?"
[Pays toll and drives off]
[Toll Booth Willie:]
"Why you fuckin' hard on! I'll fucking Carlton Fisk yer fuckin' head with a Louise-ville fuckin' slugger! Whadya think of that ass fuck!?"
[Another car approaches]
[F1:]
"Hi Willie."
[Toll Booth Willie:]
"Oh, nice to see ya M'am. Not a bad day, huh?"
[F1:]
"Well, I'm a little lost. Could you help me out? I hear your the best with directions."
[Toll Booth Willie:]
"Well I know my way around New England. I can tell ya that much. So where ya headed?"
[F1:]
"Well, I was just wondering exactly which is the best way to drive up your ass. You know, if you'd tell me, I'd appreciate it, you fuckin' prick."
[Drives off]
[Toll Booth Willie:]
"You fuckin' bitch! Fuck you! You forgot to pay the fuckin' toll you dirty whore! I'll fuckin' drop you with a boot to the fuckin' skull you cum guzzling queen!"
[Another car approaches]
[M3:]
"Hey Willie."
[Toll Booth Willie:]
"Hey, how are ya?"
[M3:]
"Here's a dollar twenty-five, and go fuck yourself."
[Pays toll and drives off]
[Toll Booth Willie:]
"Dah, you fuckin' prick! I hope you choke on a fuckin' bottle cap, ya fuckin' son of a fuck! Eat shit! Eat my shit!"
[Another car approaches]
[Bishop Nelson:]
"Hello Willie. Good to see you."
[Toll Booth Willie:]
"Ahhh, Bishop Nelson. Nice to see ya. That was quite a sermon you had the other day."
[Bishop Nelson:]
"Hey, well I do my best."
[Toll Booth Willie:]
"Dollar twenty-five, Bishop."
[Bishop Nelson:]
"Dollar twenty-five, Willie. Isn't that the same price your mother charges for a blow job, you piece of dog shit!?"
[Pays toll and drives off]
[Toll Booth Willie:]
"Ohhh! Have another one, you fuckin' lush! It's not my fault the bartender cut ya off last night ya fuckin' douche bag!"
[Another car approaches]
[M5:]
"Hey!"
[Toll Booth Willie:]
"Well hey!"
[M5:]
"Yeah, do you want the money, or should I just shove the quarters directly up your fat ass!?"
[Pays toll and drives off]
[Toll Booth Willie:]
"Well, I already heard that one you fuckin' unoriginal bastard! Go suck a corn you fuckin' piece of repeatin' shit!"
[Another car approaches]
[F2:]
"Hi."
[Toll Booth Willie:]
"Oh, hi. How are ya?"
[F2:]
"Fine, thank you. How much is the toll please?"
[Toll Booth Willie:]
"For you sweetheart, it's a dollar twenty-five."
[F2:]
"Here ya go."
[Pays toll]
[F2:]
"Thank you."
[Begins to drive off]
[Toll Booth Willie:]
"Hey! Hey! Honey! Would you like a receipt with that?"
[F2:]
"Oh, I almost forgot. Thank you so much."
[Toll Booth Willie scribbling a receipt for her]
[Toll Booth Willie:]
"And here ya are."
[F2:]
"Umm, do you think you could sign it?"
[Toll Booth Willie:]
"Oh, uh.. sign it?"
[F2:]
"Yeah, sign Toll Booth Willie was here."
[Toll Booth Willie:]
"Ok, sure. Uhh, by the way, what is this for?"
[Signing receipt]
[F2:]
"Just so I could have proof for my friends that I met the biggest fuckin' dip shit with the smallest dick alive. You understand."
[Drives off]
[Crumples up paper]
[Toll Booth Willie:]
"Fuck you, you fuckin' upity bitch! I'll fuckin' fuck you and all your lesbian fish-eating friends in front of your fuckin' mothers! You're gonna die, bitch! I'm comin' outta the booth!"
[Opens the door and runs out of the booth]
[Car screeches and hits him]
[Toll Booth Willie:]
"Ooooh! My fuckin' leg!"
[M6:]
"Hey! You ran over Toll Booth Willie!"
[M7:]
"Oh my God! I was always wondering what it would be like to run over a dried up stinky dick licker."
[Toll Booth Willie:]
"Why you fuckin' pricks. I fuckin' hear every fuckin' word yer saying! When this fuckin' leg heals, I'm gonna kick you guys new fuckin' assholes!
[Everyone cussing eachother out]
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